1. Expectation: Time to take a
long, luxurious shower and wash all the stress of the day away; time to
get all Pantene Pro-V commercial up in here.
Reality: Better take a quick shower because you haven't washed your hair since Lincoln was assassinated. Hopefully you will not fall asleep standing up.
Reality: Better take a quick shower because you haven't washed your hair since Lincoln was assassinated. Hopefully you will not fall asleep standing up.
2. Expectation: Guy's like, "Can I join you?" And you're like, "Please do!"
Reality: Guy's like, "I need to get in." And you're like, "Fine."
Reality: Guy's like, "I need to get in." And you're like, "Fine."
3. Expectation: There's just enough room for you to ~*~*~eXpLoRe eAcH oThEr's bODieS~*~*~*.
Reality: Two seconds after you start ~*~*~eXpLoRiNg eAcH oThEr's bODieS~*~*~* you whack your elbow on the wall really hard because your shower is ~*~*~*bAsIcALLy a cLoSeT fOr a tOy wOmAn~*~*~.
4. Expectation: He runs his hand down your silken leg.Reality: Two seconds after you start ~*~*~eXpLoRiNg eAcH oThEr's bODieS~*~*~* you whack your elbow on the wall really hard because your shower is ~*~*~*bAsIcALLy a cLoSeT fOr a tOy wOmAn~*~*~.
Reality: He touches your leg and then jerks his hand away because you haven't shaved yet, but plays it off by touching your face instead or something. So smooth.
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