1. It doesn't just "happen."
In movies, two perfectly symmetrical-faced people gaze at each other,
and in the next scene they're in bed doing it. Alas, when you're single
and dating, this rarely happens. It requires a little more work.
2.
Sometimes you're too lazy or turned-on to take all your clothes off
when it happens, and you wind up leaving some unsexy article of clothing
on. And then you're done having sex, and he's still wearing
his shirt without pants and underwear, and you are like, "I just slept
with Donald Duck."
3. You might only be able to orgasm (or orgasm most easily) in a "weird"/unique position.
Like if you're used to masturbating a certain way, that's probably the
most guaranteed orgasm position, even if it's not the upward-facing
manual clit stimulation you see in images of women masturbating.
4. And that's cool!
Being afraid to tell that to the guy you're sleeping with will only
result in a one-sided, unsatisfactory sex life. I don't care if you can
only get off when you're standing on your head and listening to Phil
Collins — if that's what gets you there, he'll learn to love "In The Air
Tonight." I'm not saying you can't try other positions, but maybe do
yours before you do his, just to make sure everything looks dandy on the
post-coital comment card.
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