In Case You Wanted to Know What Christian Grey REALLY Calls His Sex Jeans

As readers of the original Fifty Shades trilogy (and viewers of the first film) know, Christian Grey doesn't wear just anything when he's in the Red Room. He needs something comfortable yet sexy; fashionable yet casual enough to be soiled. His answer, as seen in the photo above, is relaxed fit jeans, which fans know as his "sex jeans" or "fuck jeans," since that's what they are. But according to Grey, that's not what Christian calls them. Oh no, friends. He calls them something else. Are you ready? Let's do this:

Whatcha doing this weekend, Christian? "Oh, you know, just chillin' in my DJs. Dom jeans. Like mom jeans, but grosser. You can find your own on the clearance rack at any discount department store. Enjoy brunch, you vanilla freak!"